Me, changing Eliot's very poopy diaper: "Omigawd Boo, don't stick your fingers there!"
Jon, in other room: "What is he doing?"
Me: "He's sticking his fingers in his butt."
Jon: "Eliot, get your fingers out of your poophole."
Eliot: "Poophole!" (actually, it sounded more like "poo-po" but the message came across just fine)
Now Eliot will randomly call out "Poophole!" whenever he pleases.
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Jon and Eliot getting ready for a quick co-shower before a trip out now consists of two males swinging their nuts at me, both of them laughing maniacally. Usually the smaller of the two falls down at some point during this escapade.
Later, Jon in the shower with Eliot, singing: "Scrub the poophole, scrub the peen!"
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And my mother wonders why I call them monkeys.
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